another moral hangover. fuck.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Randomize
