i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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