It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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