So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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