Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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