She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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