Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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