i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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