My first STD was from a foam party
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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