the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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