Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My first STD was from a foam party
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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