new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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