He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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