I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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