so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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