I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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