And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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