Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just high enough for therapy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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