...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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