whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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