If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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