i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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