i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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