he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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