hotel room ftw
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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