I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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