last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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