Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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