So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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