Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i just google imaged poop.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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