Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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