am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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