oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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