Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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