I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You ruined the universe
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