im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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