At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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