Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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