is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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