sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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