these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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