it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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