Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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