Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Randomize