I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Randomize
