I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
FUCK WHALES
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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