4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do vagina's smell?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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