they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I have post one night stand depression
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