She announced her abortion via fbk
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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