Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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