I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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