Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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