Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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