uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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