So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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