when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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