my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She even gives head with a lisp.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Fine Iโll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut Iโm gone
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
Hot or not, sheโs from Boston. Itโs hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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