I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
We need to rekindle our bromance
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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